Bitch'IN

Speak On!

2006-11-09T10:02:00.000-08:00

Congrats to Nancy Pelosi-- the first female Speaker of The House!

Want to know more about her? Check out her "One Hundred Hours" manifesto.

Yes- it's finally a good day be a Democrat. And an even better day to be a woman.

California, Here We Come...

2006-11-02T09:04:00.000-08:00

It's not Christmas, but it sure feels like it to me.
After months of waiting and boredom, everyone's favorite (or least my own personal favorite) guilty pleasure The O.C. is finally making it's triumphant return to fall tv tonight!

I know, I know, it's a little chessy. But I still love it.

It has been a long summer with Cohen, Ryan and, well, Summer. I can't wait to see how they handle Marissa's death. Or Cohen and Summer's move to the East coast. Or "Chrismukua"....

Here's hoping season 4 is the best ever!
Click here for times, teasers, ect...

Royal Flush

2006-10-26T09:04:00.000-07:00

Has everyone seen 'Marie Antoinette' yet?
If not, shame on you.

It is amazing- hands down the most decadent and gorgeous film I've ever seeen. The only film I can think of that even comes close--in terms of scale and grandeur- is 'Gone With The Wind' (that's right I said it).

Still not convinced?
Check out this glowing review

Alabama Liberal?

2006-10-25T11:04:00.000-07:00

Alabama never lets us down with their professional Gubernatorial candidates. This year Loretta Nall takes the banana pudding as the write-in candidate for the Libertarian Party. In need of a campaign summary? Keep reading...

Loretta's 2006 slogan: Vote Nall Y'all ... It's Just Common Sense
Her campaign t-shirts boast a photo of her cleavage and state, "Vote for more of these boobs, and less of these boobs!" (With opponents' photos underneath.)
Other collateral material consists of coffee cups, mousepads, and grilling aprons complete with her slogan and photo.
Campaigning includes "Vote for me on MySpace", "Ex-Felon Voter Registration" events, and "The Great Boobie Flap of the 2006 Alabama Gubernatorial Election."

Like I said, Alabama always keeps it interesting. For the full story from New York Daily News, click here. To visit her website, click here.

Ugly Betty

2006-10-24T09:50:00.000-07:00

I have found a warm spot in my heart for ABC's new sitcom, Ugly Betty. Everything is skin deep in the world of fashion publishing-everything but Betty Suarez. (played by America Ferrera) Maybe she won my heart because I can relate to her entry-level publishing job, or maybe it's her canny way of figuring out exactly what she needs to do to move to where she wants to be that inspires me. At any rate, she's a new favorite of mine. The show airs Thursdays on ABC- 7 p.m.

Another reason to watch: Eric Mabius plays Daniel Meade, Editor-in-Chief. Simply adorable.

"Don't Marry Career Women"

2006-10-19T08:32:00.000-07:00

I stumbled across this article titled "Don't Marry Career Women." It was apparently posted on Forbes.com earlier in August this year, but seems it was promptly pulled off the internet. Hmm...I wonder why? Could it be because their inbox was filled with comments from offended women?

The article states how a woman's career can negatively influence a marriage and cause divorce, specifically stating, "Women's work hours consistently increase divorce, whereas increases in men's work hours often have no statistical effect." Other comments in the article (though not stated directly regarding women, but fully implied) were: "The other reason a career can hurt a marriage will be obvious to anyone who has seen their mate run off with a co-worker: When your spouse works outside the home, chances increase they'll meet someone they like more than you." and "Additionally, individuals who earn more than $30,000 a year are more likely to cheat."

For the full article, click here. Ambitious women may be harder to please in some cases, therefore men should buck up. Oh it's okay for a woman to try to keep a driven, ambitious man happy. In fact, traditionally, the general concensus was that it was her JOB to keep a man happy. You know, dinner on the table at 5, kids all shiny and clean for Daddy, the whole nine yards. Obviously, we are not in the 1950s anymore. Men, if you continue to expect ballsy women to keep up with you, start keeping up with us. This article was obviously written by a man that couldn't handle or compete with a career-oriented woman.

Steamy Slater-Saved by the Bell star gets to play the hottie again...

2006-10-04T20:51:00.000-07:00

While you may be queasy from Screech's sex tape, former Saved by the Bell star, Mario Lopez, is making some spicy appearences on tv. He recently starred on Nip Tuck as a plastic surgeon in a steamy shower scene. If you were lucky enough to catch it, all your middle school dreams of seeing Slater naked came true. Just one more reason to get Ti-vo.

The Game of Love...

2006-10-04T20:24:00.000-07:00

Some people say the game of love is just too hard to play and not worth the drama that typically comes with it. I've had experience with both. I used to be in a relationship where it was total guesswork all the time. While I cared about the guy a lot, it was constantly a game. (It didn't work out-maybe that's why.) But I've had experience with relationships where there's no guesswork at all, and I've found I tend to get a little bored. I like to play the game of love. While I don't necessarily have to have a bad boy, I've come to the conclusion that I like a guy to keep me on my toes. Just another self-revelation as I date longer and learn more about my personal dating style.

How much is too much?

2006-10-04T15:20:00.000-07:00

So my friend found a new guy at a bar Friday night.

They hung out, made out (I think) and she ended up giving him her number. So far, so good... right?

Fast forward two days-- the guy has called her like ten times, asked her out four times and made at least one real date with her.

She seems to think he's just being nice. I think he might be over doing it and maybe she should get out while she can.

What do you guys think?
Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

Screech-ed Out

2006-09-29T08:31:00.000-07:00

This is offically the best/worst/strangest thing I've seen all week:

"TMZ has obtained portions of the latest celebrity sex tape, featuring former "Saved by the Bell" star Dustin Diamond, who played Screech."

Want to see it? Of course you do! Click here.
But be warned: you might not be able to ever watch Saved by the Bell re-runs again...

Just Bill Me

2006-09-29T08:21:00.000-07:00

Feel like you need to justify your love for Bill Clinton?

Try this on for size: The Clinton Global Initiative just raised $7 billion to try to stop global warming.

And he was pretty sexy (and funny) on the Daily Show Last week...

I've Got It Bad

2006-09-26T16:48:00.000-07:00

I like bad boys-- always have and (I fear) always will. We'll call them my "achiles heel."

But I may have meet my match.

Enter new, fresh of the streets, bad boy. And boy is he bad.

He doesn't just drink, he drinks a lot. He doesn't just objectify women, he objectifies a lot of women. He doesn't just act like a selfish ass, he actually is a selfish ass.
Yet, I'm still in to him.
Why? I don't know.

All of this got me thinking: how bad is too bad? When and where should we draw the line?

A Few Good Men

2006-09-25T13:33:00.000-07:00

Although not the normal bitchiness of this blog, I'll
just say that I ran across a good man--one that denies
all the BitchIN norms. There's no misbehaving in bars,
inappropriate or tacky pick-up lines, or pressure for
me to change in any sort of way.

It's a glorious yet frightening thing.

Changes, changes

2006-09-22T12:29:00.000-07:00

I recently read an article in Venus magainze titled "Build-A-Girlfriend?" and it brought up some interesting points. Synopsis: It was a girl's story of how another girl she liked changed from when they were in academy together to when she saw here a few years later. The change was apparently shocking, and dissapointing. It was an inspiring article. Check it out here.

There is something to be said of not losing yourself to a friend, situation, or lover. You have to stick with your own team. That ole' saying "Be true to thine self-" well, it fits pretty good. We've all been in those situations where you have to make a choice. Live to yourself, or live to someone/something else. I choose myself.

Change isn't bad. Change is great. But let me encourage you from experince to change because YOU want to. Better yourself-but don't do it for someone else-or you'll never accomplish it without resentment. My words of wisdom for the day.

Game On!

2006-09-20T14:57:00.000-07:00

Who needs Fantasy Football, when there Fantasy Fashion?

Seriously, there is now Fantasy Fashion League--complete with teen queens and hot designers!

Screw football...
Check it out here

Disgruntled Housewives present...

2006-09-20T09:56:00.000-07:00

We love websites that let us vent to the world about the wrongdoings of others. Bitterwaitress.com for all working in the service industry. DontDateHim.com for all the relationship gurus out there. And now, for those of us are lumped in the completely-bitter-I've-been-royally-screwed-over catagory, Disgruntled Housewives has saved our sanity. They're taking it beyond the DontDateHim.com level and have presented The Dick List. You can even search by the offender's name and location.

Keepin' it in the family...

2006-09-19T09:55:00.000-07:00

18-year-old Aaron Carter is engaged to Kari Ann Peniche. I find it strange that he's engaged to a girl that previously dated Nick. It would be wierd to marry your brother's ex-Playmate. For the whole story, click here.

Sex Up Your iPod

2006-09-18T15:33:00.000-07:00

There are a lot of sex & porn podcast out there -- making it almost impossible for a girl to find quality info in the midst of all that clutter-- that's why I'm grateful to Violet Blue for her comprehensive (and free!) sex podocast directory.

Click here to begin your journey...

Fashion Week Fracture

2006-09-18T13:46:00.000-07:00

According to thesuperficial.com, Lindsey Lohan took the clumsy cake
this weekend at a Fashion Week Party when she slipped and fractured
her wrist in two places. Word on the street is that there might be
an investigation pending. She doesn't think Milk Studios took enough
precautions to prevent slips on a slick surface. Coming from a girl who's broken her arm 4 times, I can sympathize. But come on, Lindsey, don't you have enough money as it is?

Weightress?

2006-09-14T07:14:00.000-07:00

Apparently a New York City restaruant owner has been making his servers-only the women-weigh in before starting their shifts. Coming from the service industry and a family of head-strong women, I find this appaling. Rumor has it that the women have filed a $15 million dollar lawsuit. If they win, they'll never have to answer to a superficial restaurant owner again. Check out the full article here in the Gothamist.

Actions=LOUDER!

2006-09-13T15:04:00.000-07:00

Just a little F.Y.I. for all you binge drinkers out there:
If you get really drunk and make an ass out of yourself, do not apoligize the next day and then ask the person you are aplogizing to out for drinks. It kind of defeats the whole "I'm sorry for drinking too much" thing....

A Real "Bush" In '08?

2006-09-08T10:04:00.000-07:00

I have a dream ... and so do a few other people!

"According to a CNN poll released Thursday, Democrats are looking toward Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York for their 2008 Presidential nominee. "

Click here for the full story

So Wrong, So Funny...

2006-09-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

Bill Maher has offically out done himself. He's gone and made a chart comparing baby Suri Cruise to a Sunni-- complete with a Tom Cruise 'gay' joke.

Babes In Toyland

2006-09-07T14:34:00.000-07:00

Finally- a sex toy website that won't creep you out (or make you feel like a perv).
It's called babeland.com-- a female friendly site that's devoted to "sex toys, tips, discovery, education, satisfaction and passion for all."

Love. Angel. Music. Baby (Doll).

2006-09-07T14:21:00.000-07:00

Coming soon to a Target near you: Gwen Stefani dolls

As if the she wasn't cute enough already.
I'm saving my pennies for the matching Gavin Rossdale doll...

In love with lipstick...

2006-09-06T12:38:00.000-07:00

It's official: I'm in love with lipstick. Check out Stila Cosmetics and check out the full line of hip lipstick, lip glosses, and all the eye makeup a girl could ever want. You'll pay a pretty penny, but you'll look stunning. (*Free shipping on orders $85+...which is about 4 items, but well worth it.)

Plan B?

2006-09-03T17:22:00.000-07:00

"After taking three years - and a beating from New York Sen. Hillary Clinton - the FDA approved over-the-counter sales of the morning-after contraceptive pill for adults yesterday."

Click here for the full story

Gone Slutty?

2006-09-01T10:50:00.000-07:00

What a difference a decade makes...

I found my journal from 10th grade the other day. The following is a direct quote from my July 5th entry: "I can't believe he thought we were going to have sex. I mean, come on, sex is like a big, big deal. I am not going to have sex until I am married, or at least like in love--you know, really, really in love--like total love."

I grew up Southern Baptist, so this quote doesn't really surprise me. What does, however, is that the day before I found my old-school journal, I e-mailed the following to my friend: "You don't have to love him to be with him. Sex and love do not always go hand and hand..."

The Buddy System?

2006-09-01T10:25:00.000-07:00

I have been "hanging out" with this guy for the past few weeks... 9 times out of 10 things are pretty "romantic," but every once and while it's totally platonic (and this typically happens in a 'group' hang situation).

Should I be worried? Is it possible to be in the "friend zone" and the "romance zone" simultaneously?

Happy Hour Anyone?

2006-08-31T14:16:00.000-07:00

See you tonight at Atlas!

Too Little, Too Grown?

2006-08-31T14:08:00.000-07:00

Am I the only person who thinks that little JoJo's new single "Too Little, Too Late" is a little too grown for the teen queen?

"Come with me, stay the night... but boy you don't feel right"
Now, that's some serious shit for a girl who can't vote yet...

I See London...

2006-08-31T14:06:00.000-07:00

As much as I hate to admit it, that damn Fergie song has offically become one of guilty pleasure jams.

But I can't realy love it until someone answers this question for me: what exaclty is a "London bridge"?

Love, Sex, and Art

2006-08-25T14:36:00.000-07:00

The Department of Art at our beloved University of West Florida is hosting a lecture titled "Sex and Love," and is part of The "Genius Loci" program which hosts visiting artists and scholars. Mr. Nicholas Power, chair of the UWF Philosophy and Religious Studies will give this first lecture. It doesn't take sex and love to get me into an art gallery, but it might be a way of grabbing the attention of those who are not so art-savvy.

Anyone up for furthering their eduction?

Sept. 8
4 p.m.
Center for Fine and Performing Arts,
Lecture Hall 206
Free

No Sex In The City

2006-08-25T11:05:00.000-07:00

I've found a new way to waste time online, thanks to JANE.

"Meet Sarah. She's funny, gorgeous and hopes to lose her virginity by her 30th birthday in November. She came to JANE for help meeting guys."

A 29-year-old virgin? Is that even possible?

You can read all about her quest on her dating blog, The Virgin Chronicles.

You can also relive your first time along with others on the VIRGIN FORUM.

Best of all you can submit potential suitors for Sarah. And what girl doesn't know at least one guy who'd like to de-flower a hot 29-year-old virgin?

K-Fed, is that you?

2006-08-25T09:13:00.000-07:00

If we ever had a doubt that K-Fed was sort of weasely, here's proof. Thanks to WABB FM for this laugh.

A TGIF Laugh

2006-08-25T07:30:00.000-07:00

Takin' Names

2006-08-23T08:22:00.000-07:00

Every woman needs one of these. That way, you can kick ass
and take names. Check out KnockKnock.biz for more of their awesome note pads, super sticky notes, and other sassy gifts. Great for when you don't have the patience to sugarcoat.

Stand By Your Man?

2006-08-21T07:38:00.000-07:00

Did anyone else see the Teen Choice Awards last night?
I know, I know-- I'm not a teen, but I couldn't stopped myself from Tivo-ing it when I learned that Mr. Britney Spears was going to make his musical debut on the show.

I must admit: I was not a fan of K-Fed prior to last night's "performance" (he is the man responsible for Britney's fall from grace, afterall) but he was much, much more terrible than I could have ever imagined.

He was so terrible, in fact, that I am offically upset at Britney for letting him make such an ass of himself.

Which brings us to an interesting question: should we support our significant others even when we know they are going to fail?
In the long run, is our support helping or hurting them?
Perhaps in some cases, honesty really is the best policy.

Example: If Britney had told it like it was, I wouldn't have to say this to her hubby: Please stop trying to make your own money and just go back to spedning your wife's. You are not a "rapper" and you never will be.

Fight it out?

2006-08-18T10:19:00.000-07:00

So word has it that Ashton and Demi have only ever had one fight. There's just something about this that makes me raise an eyebrow at the happy couple.

So I pose the question: Is it really healthy to steer clear of a good fight every once in awhile? As to not come off like a high-strung bitch, I must say I personally feel that you should solve problems maturely and sensible. However, a good fight is sometimes...warranted. No healthy relationship is perfectly clear of arguments. While I think they should be few and far between, a good fight and can be a great thing. Can a sensible girl have an opinion like this without sounding like a hypocrit?

Flower Power?

2006-08-17T11:22:00.000-07:00

I recently stumbled upon an article called 'The Language of Flowers.'
According to it, "every human sentiment is expressed in one form or another by these fragile blooms."

If you believe these flower "experts" they next time you get a yellow carnation it means: "You Have Disappointed Me or Rejection." A daisy, on the other hand, means: "Innocence, I'll Never Tell, Purity."
Yes, red roses do say " Love, I Love You" but if get a pink one you should be nervous, because it means "Please Believe Me."

My problem with this entire idea is that most men (at least the ones I know) don't speak the "Language of Flowers." And a language is only useful if both parties involved understand it.

The REAL language of flowers is much, much less compliacted. In general, when a guy gives you flowers, they mean 1 of these 3 things:
1. "I love You"
2. "I'm Sorry I forgot _________ (fill in the important date/event)
or 3. "I really want to sleep you and nothing else I've tried has worked."

Bottom line: Don't look too deeply beyond the gesture the next time you get flowers. I'm afraid if we start using the "Language of Flowers" mentailty, we'll only be dissapointed.

Something Fishy

2006-08-17T10:12:00.000-07:00

Recently, I got my hands on a Fortune Teller Fish.
Prior to this faithful encounter, I'd never seen one -- and now I'm obessed with the damn thing.

Just in case you haven't seen one, here's the lowdown:
You place the flimsy,little fish in the palm of your hand and it's movement tells you something about your personality.

The reason why I am so into my fish is because I keep getting the same two alternating outcomes: (1) Moving Head & Tail (which indicates 'In Love') and (2) Turns Over (which indicates 'False').
Pretty contradicting, right?

I think maybe my fish is trying to tell me something...

See, Learn, Do

2006-08-17T09:51:00.000-07:00

If you are at all like me, you often start projects but don't finish them.
(Seriously, don't even ask me about that yoga bag I started knitting last Christmas...)

But now I think I've found the perfect solution: a free, DIY mecca called "Instructables."
All of the how-to projects on instructables.com
are just lofty enough to get your creative juices flowing, but easy enough to actually accomplish.

Example: "Screen Printing: Cheap, Dirty, and At Home "
or for all you Project Runway wannabe's out there: "Mod a Cute Halter from a Crew Neck T Shirt"

What are you waiting for-- go make something fabulous!

All Hail The Queen

2006-08-16T13:55:00.000-07:00

It was on this day in 1958 that the world was given a gift: Madonna Louise Ciccone

Here a few facts about the queen of pop you may or may not know:
*she attended the University of Michigan on a dance scholarship
*her daughter Lourdes is named for the site where Bernadette Soubirous saw visions of the Virgin Mary

Worth Remembering

2006-08-15T13:03:00.000-07:00

Ladies, these dates are worth remembering.

Girlfriend's Day- Aug.1
National Chocolate Chip Day- Aug. 4
Sister's Day- Aug. 6
BFF Day- Aug. 15
National Relaxation Day- Aug. 15
Women's Equality Day- Aug. 26

For other fun, "official" holidays, go here.

Got goals?

2006-08-15T06:38:00.000-07:00

Think you set some wierd goals for yourself? Check out this website called 43Things. Say your goal was to learn how to belly dance. (Which is listed on the main page.) Type it in and see how many other people across American want to learn the same thing. In addition to "Fall in love" (awww.) "Get over her" (geez...) "Sit on the roof and watch the sunset," (gag me) there are actually some pretty interesting ones on here. Find out how many people want to start their own record label, tell a taxi driver to "Follow that car!" and learn to fly. (Good luck with that one.)

It's Electric

2006-08-14T10:08:00.000-07:00

Finally- a place where DIY girls can get their technology fix!

Switch is a (FREE!) online streaming show for electronics, fashion technology and design.

Equal parts girly and geeky- Switch projects range from talkig pictures frames to beating heart pillows to amped up beach bags.

Get wired here.

So "Dunzo"

2006-08-11T10:27:00.000-07:00

I was really sad when my girl L.C. picked her boyfriend over an interninship at Paris Vogue on the seaon finale of her MTV show The Hills.

I am ever more sad now, since I just read that they broke-up.

There is a lesson to be learned here: boys come and boys go and we should always remind ourselves of that before go and plan our lives around them (esp. when you are only 20 and your boyfriend is a 19 year old with a track record for cheating, L.C.)

There's nothing wrong with putting yourself first-- esp. when it comes to your career.

No "Bust" About It

2006-08-11T09:58:00.000-07:00

A "presidential bust" of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was unveiled Wednesday at New York's Museum of Sex, where sculptor Daniel Edwards "hopes it will spark discussion about sex, politics and celebrity."

Even better, the sculpture is titled: "The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: the First Woman President of the United States of America."

Yes, the title is a little premature, but there's no harm in dreaming...

From The Mouths of Boys...

2006-08-11T07:56:00.000-07:00

I was talking to a guy frined of mine last night and he started telling me about the new girl he's dating. I asked him if she was smart and (to my dismay) he said: "Yeah she's smart, for a cute girl."

Apparently guys judge cute girls on a different scale. According to my guy friend, if a girl is cute enough most guys will overlook personality flaws (and yes, I am calling lack of intelligence a personality flaw).

I find this interesting because most women take an opposite approach when it comes to men. How many times have you (or one of your dearest girlfriends) dated a guy who wasn't all that in the "looks" department but was really smart, funny and/or nice?

Screw Hallmark

2006-08-10T15:52:00.000-07:00

I've always said that I would love to start a greeting card company-- one that's funny, honest and ironic as hell-- too bad these guys beat me to it: Harsh Reality Greeting Cards
Their motto: "When you care enough to send the truth."

Sample: "Although you'll never be rich-n-famous, or successful, you've got to believe in yourself"

Or how about this one: "...I'm not expecting an apology, I realize that's just how you are."

I'm so buying a dozen of each!

Green Is The New Black

2006-08-10T11:42:00.000-07:00

Ever since Jessica Alba hyped hybrids alongside safe sex at the MTV Movie Awards, being "green" has been become incresingly sexy. And it's about time.

Long-haired, patchouli smelling hippies are not the only people who recycle.
At this stage in the game, there is no excuse to not be eco-friendly.

If you are looking to add a little "green" to daily routine, check out greenopia.com.
It's full of great tips and tricks on how to easliy intergrate eco-friendly elements into your life.

Tipping Tales

2006-08-10T08:57:00.000-07:00

For those of us who work in the service industry (or have previously served time), here is a website just for us. If you're fed up over messy kids, bad tips, and restaurant drama-you need a place to vent. Check out www.bitterwaitress.com

Here's what you'll find:

*Gossip
*In The Biz (Gives openings/closing of restaurants, inside dirt, evil chefs & owners, & more)
*STD-Shitty Tipper Database (Tells who tips shitty-including celebrities.)
*Forums and Soapboxs (A place made just for that girl from the movie "Waiting-" you know the one)
*Merch store (Complete with t-shirts that have slogans like "Shut your kid up."
"Eat. Pay. Tip. Leave." "20%")

The PC Workout

2006-08-08T07:28:00.000-07:00

Since the nation is taken by the fitness craze, here's another women and men alike should do on a regular basis-Kegel exercises. We exercise all our other muscles, why shouldn't we exercise our PC muscle too? PC stands for pubococcygeus, which is the muscle that forms the pelvic floor in both men and women. Developed in 1948 by Dr. Arnold Kegel, these exercises were designed to help prevent incontinence in women after childbirth. However, since that time, doctors have found that doing kegel exercises helps with childbirth, incontinence in both men and women, and most importantly-improves sex life. Women have been encouraged to do these for years, but men take note! Now studies show MEN can have greater sexual experiences if they do kegels. Why should we do all the work?

The test: Try to stop peeing in mid-stream. If you can do it without losing a drop, then your PC muscle is in pretty good shape. However if you can't, and fear your sex life is suffering, then get to work. Doing counts of 10, tighten and release your pelvic muscles, repeat. Do 10 times, 3 times a day.

And if improving your sex life isn't enough for you, Kegel exercises have been shown to be 50-80% effective in improving urinary continence.

"To Thine Own Self Be True..."?

2006-08-07T18:15:00.000-07:00

I am all for personal style and think it should be universally applauded-- but something about Pam Anderson's wedding bikini makes me want to hurl.

It's just so tacky and over the top...
However, when I really stop and think about (which I have, sadly) I can't imagine an outfit that's more Pam than a "Just Married" bikini. Can you?

The question: Did she go too far? Or is she just being true to herself?

Safe Sex... Old School Style

2006-08-07T14:37:00.000-07:00

The world's oldest condom has been discovered and promptly put on display at the Tirolean County Museum in Austraila.

I wonder if it was found in the wallet of the world's oldest virgin?
Either way, it's worth gawking at.

And here's something to ponder: "The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases."

Since most of us want be making down under this summer, I've posted a pic of it.

Click here for more on this not-so-modern marvel.

"Mommy, I want to be a CEO!"

2006-08-04T10:08:00.000-07:00

Hey all you girls that dream of being the chick in charge-
you've got plenty of role models in this world and apparently more to come. Women-owned/operated businesses are continuing to increase in number across the board. According to the 2002 census, women-owned firms were at 6.5 million, or 28.3% vs. 19.9% in 1997. (Click here for the stats.) This just says one thing: brilliant babes are behind the business.

I definitely support women-owned/operated businesses in our local area. Breaktime Espresso Cafe and Margaritas on Palafox Street are two business that are owned by women, and they keep me well fed throughout the week. The fact that I know I'm supporting a damsel's dream makes me love my lattes and margaritas even more.

Drive Moxie

2006-08-03T10:03:00.000-07:00

I just got a new car and I wish someone would have told me about Drive Moxie-- it's a helpful website that offers "car buying advice for modern women."

Here's their mission: "To take the mystery out of car-buying. To teach you the skills you need to get a good deal. And when you drive that baby off the lot, to have the salemen wondering what hit them."

Thank you Drive Moxie, with your help no woman should ever get the old "A test drive? Why don't you come back with husband for that, little lady" again.
Click here to check it out.
"The sausage fest is over!"

Can you train a tongue?

2006-08-02T14:49:00.000-07:00

I dated a guy once that was a horrible kisser. He'd lean in and I thought he was going to eat me. Though not the main reason the relationship failed, it definitely was listed on the "drawbacks" side of the +/- paper. You can teach someone to kiss better,(Remember, we too practiced on our stuffed animals and mirrors when we were 13, and I bet they didn't think we were good then, either.) but I'm not really sure you can train someone who is a legitimately bad kisser.

You know you've landed a bad kisser when he:

1. Hits your lip with his teeth (Ouch.)
2. Spits in your mouth
3. Sucks your tongue or lips so hard they turn blue
4. Snaps your bottom lip-not a nibble, but a full-fleged bite
5. Mental picture: 2 feet away, mouth open, eyes closed (Napoleon Dynamite-style
6. Slobbering all over your face

and there's plenty more...

Feel free to add to the list.

Look Ma, No Carbs

2006-08-02T14:43:00.001-07:00

I found this amazing low carb, sugar free margarita mix in the home goods section at TJ Maxx. It's by a company called Spice Exchange, is only $3.99 a bottle and, most importantly, each 4 oz. serving has a mere 3 grams of carbs. It actually taste pretty good-- once you get passed the Splenda shock. (they have lemon drops and cosmos, too)

Happy hour just got a lot happier...

Humor in the Stars

2006-08-02T10:52:00.000-07:00

I recently came across this strange but humorous horoscope. Apparently, I think the FBI is after me, and I torture small animals. Neither true, but still funny. Ha ha.
Click here to see yours.

Too Faced is Fabulous

2006-08-01T14:12:00.000-07:00

Mmmm...one more reason to love Sephora. They carry Too Faced, a make-up line that's creative, fun, and a great conversation piece. The creativity behind the brand comes from Jerrod Blandino, who worked the make-up counter at Saks, while mixing his own make-up at home. His clients ended up loving him. Mixed in with Jeremy Johnson, his best friend and cosmetic marketing specialist, and Too Faced was launched. Click here to read all about the brand.

This Is Not A Joke...

2006-08-01T10:08:00.000-07:00

But I wish it was.

(Click on the image to read the article- in all it's sad, dated glory.)

Head For 'The Hills'

2006-08-01T08:23:00.000-07:00

The season finale of my latest and greatest guilty pleasure 'The Hills' is tomorrow night and I am so anxious to see what/who L.C. chooses.

Just in case you haven't been watching here's the scoop: L.C. is an intern at Teen Vogue and has been offered a summer job at their Paris office. She's also been offered a summer condo with her on-again/off-again boyfriend Jason.

I know, it seems like a no-brainer, but love (esp. the young, wide- eyed- 20- something kind) makes you do crazy things sometimes.

L.C.'s predicament got me thinking:
Have you ever put your future on hold to hold onto a realtionship?
And if so, do you regret it?

Cupid Con Artist?

2006-08-01T07:34:00.000-07:00

So there may be more to the timing of Lance Bass' recent declaration than just "not wanting to hurt N'Sync's previous popularity." Supposedly, Reichen Lehmkuhl is releasing a book soon (Here's What We'll Say: A Memoir of Growing Up, Coming Out, and the U.S. Air Force) and also needed publicity.

Hmmm. This could be one of two things: brilliant marketing coupled with undying love for your significant other, (You put yourself out there so they can in turn shine.) OR a manipulation of the worst kind. (Is their relationship really as "stable" as Lance says?)

I hope for Lance's sake that Reichen isn't some cupid con artist.

New Low For Lohan

2006-07-28T15:41:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan was recently busted...
for lying to her boss.

After missing work due to what she claimed was "heat exhaustion" Miss Lohan got a nasty note from her current film's proudction company, that called her recent behavior on set "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." The note also hinted at legal actions...

I am not sure what this means to you or to me, but I thought it was kind of funny and at least we know what it means for Lindsay: No more sick days for you, bitch.
Click here to read the full letter.

She-Bonics

2006-07-28T15:15:00.000-07:00

A wise musician once said "Boys speak in rhythm and girls in code."
He was right.

I often find myself saying one thing, yet meaning another- sometimes without even knowing it.

And I know that I am not alone on this one.
In fact, I think that speaking in "code" if you will, is so common place in the female world, we should give it a name: "She-bonics."

Need an example?
See if this sounds familiar.
What she said: "That skirt is really cute- on you. I don't think I could ever pull it off."
What she meant: "God, that thing is ugly."

Why do we do this?
And more importantly, does it hurt anybody?

To do or not to do?

2006-07-28T09:09:00.000-07:00

It is no surprise that Americans often follow trends set by celebrities. Whether you admit it or not we are all affected one way or another. US citizens look to LA and New York to see what TV, Movie, and Rock stars are wearing, driving and doing. But one trend is surprising me more than others . . . non-marrying couples. If people want to avoid marriage because they don't believe in the "institution" then that is one thing. But I wonder if celebrities are staying away from committing to their loved ones for fear of another celebritiy trend; divorce. And like all other trends, this one is popping up in American culture more frequently then it used to. Do non-married couples stay together longer because they do not have the pressures of marriage? Is it accepted by society that more people are having children out of wedlock? Or are people trying to avoid the stgma of divorce? Is marriage really a must?

Interesting Intentions?

2006-07-28T06:30:00.000-07:00

Someone posed a good question to me regarding my last post. Do most women assume that a guy is trying to pick them up, even if they are just making conversation? I think the liklihood of blatant pick ups depends on where you are-in a bar, yes. In the grocery store-probably not, but possible. In a restaurant full of people, unlikely. You can tell a man's intentions by the way he stands, if he's in your space (...which the job-title-dropping guy was totally in my personal space. I had to hop off my barstool and move it over.) the look in his eye...we all know the body language. But a good question, still. Women shouldn't fly to conclusions about every man that says hello, (if you're in a bar, be prepared) but don't let a man hit on you if he's creepy or you aren't interested. However, the genuine guy that simply pauses to say hi, be nice. There's enough nastiness in this world as it is.

Professions as Pick-ups

2006-07-27T09:46:00.000-07:00

I'm gradually growing into the 'young professional' catagory and participating in community events with other people from the business world. It's common knowledge that you go to events & happy hours to network and visit with others--maybe even single-mingle. However, I'm noticing a trend among people at these things that I'm not sure I like. Men seem to drop their job title or profession-especially if it's a prestigious one-when hitting on women. This bugs me, and I can't help but think I'm not the only woman it bothers. I've had someone approach me, use the "get to know you" conversation (i.e. "Where are you from originally? Been in the area long?") as a pick up line, and then casually drop a glorified title in there. Am I supposed to be impressed? Men-if a woman is interested in your job title, let her ask you what you do for a living. There's no way to hide it if you're using your career as a pick up tool.

Hump Day Fact #2

2006-07-26T15:32:00.000-07:00

An anonymous male source tells me that while Altoids, cinnamon gum, mouthwash and other breath fresheners make oral sex more enjoyable for both parites, breath strips should be avoided (esp. the Listerine ones). Apparently they are just too strong and make some men feel like they are "on fire -- and not in a good way."

Save your tears.

2006-07-26T09:21:00.000-07:00

Most girls I know cry pretty often-esp. about things that related to relationships and their job. I have seen girls cry over a customer or because they can't handle pressure at work, and I've come to the conclusion that tears have no place on the job. In most situations, tears discredit you and don't help the situation. Tears aren't warranted half of the time in relationships and only seem to escalate problems.

Although I've never been an on-the-job crier, I used to be one of those women that would start gushing at the drop of a hat when a relationship issue arose. After going through a huge breakup, my tears dried up (as they should have-I had removed a lot of the cause), and I have since stopped crying at little things. Problems are much easier to solve if you aren't competing with emotions that come with crying hysterically.

I'm not saying that it's not acceptable to cry sometimes. Often, a good cry is needed to cleanse the soul. But for heaven's sake, don't do it at work or during an argument. If you're a problem crier, focus on solving the issue intellectually instead of crying over it. You'll be respected for your problem solving skills and ability to work under pressure-not laughed at because of your tears.

Book It

2006-07-26T08:54:00.000-07:00

Nora Ephron's got a new book coming out called 'I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman.' Based on the clips I've read/reviews I seen, I feel comfortable recommending it. It's a collection of funny, insightful human truths that pretty much anyone with a vagina can relate to.

Sample: "What I Wish I'd Known: Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from."

You can pre-order the book here (I already have!) or, if you're nervous about such a big commitment, you can you check out these cute little e-mail greetings with sample quotes from the book.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do...

2006-07-25T16:32:00.000-07:00

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas recently revealed in a interview that she's never had casual sex.

"I've never had a one-night stand. When I was single, I wasn't going out and having sex with boys. I've always been the girl people think is more promiscuous than she is."

That's right people, despite what you may have thought, Fergie is NOT a slut--she just dresses like one sometimes.

This got me thinking about duality, who we are vs. what we do.
Is it okay to judge women by what they wear, how they dance or who they hang out with? Of course not, but it happens all the time.

The question: Can a woman act like a "slut" without becoming one?
Does perception always win over reality?

Pretty & Pregnant

2006-07-24T11:59:00.000-07:00

24 years ago my mother was pregnant with me. I try to put myself in her shoes and I almost throw up from the sheer apprehension of the idea. Motherhood. Yuck. Your body goes, your personality gets all screwed up, you eat wierd stuff, and it seems your whole sense of self and style goes out the window. You just get frumpy.

This has been my opinion for the last few years. But lately, I'm seeing more and more young moms that seem to have kept their look and sense of self throughout pregnancy. They're extrememly cute, bubbly, and have baby-on-board style that seems to work. My conclusion: Other than having a sense of style to begin with, I think someone has to have a positive outlook on the pregnancy. If you ever see anyone like this, you can't miss the glow.

I want neither the kid or the glow right now. But one day, IF I ever find myself in that situation (I don't even know if I want kids), I would love to be the one that's able to still be fun and stylish. For the mothers that feel frumpy, check out The Modern Girl's Guide to Motherhood by Jane Buckinham. It's a "mod-mom survival kit."

Brotherly Love

2006-07-24T09:27:00.000-07:00

With "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" and "You, Me and Dupree," I've been seeing a lot of the Wilson brothers.
Both are funny, smart and cute. But, is one more lust-worhty than the other?

Let's do a poll to find out.
Who would you rather do- Owen or Luke?

Open Obligations?

2006-07-24T06:47:00.000-07:00

Can open relationships (esp. distanced ones) be stable? Open relationships are a creature in themselves to me. Most of the time, one person cares more than the other. Are there any moral obligations in this situation? I've always thought open relationships are cool until one person starts caring more than the other. Opinions?

Kiddie Pool

2006-07-21T11:30:00.000-07:00

I met a guy who is really cute, nice and even somewhat interesting.
The only problem is that he is young... and by young I mean really, really, barely voting, can't buy his own beer, young.

I don't really see a problem with it, but all of my friends think I'm crazy.

So, I am asking you guys: How young is too young?
And before you answer, think about this: Samantha did it on "Sex and the City" and look how good that turned out?

Gang Bang

2006-07-21T11:13:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" yet - you really are misssing out. This FX comedy (which airs Thursday nights) is kind of like bastard, second cousin of "Friends."

To call it funny is severe understatement. It's so bad (and I mean 'bad' in that naughty, 'I-can't-believe-they-said-that' way) that it's good.

It really is the most sexist, vile and un-pc thing I've ever seen... and I love it.

But, don't take my word for it. Check out this clip- it's called 'How to Get Laid at an Anti-Abortion Rally'

Strap On, Strap Off

2006-07-20T15:48:00.000-07:00

For the most part, I think everyone will agree with me when I say this: strapless bras suck.

They don't fit right. They don't stay in place. And worst of all, they make you feel as uncomfortable as they look.

Even with all that said, it's impossible to survive a Florida summer without one.
But there is hope.

After many failed attempts, I have finally found one that works for me- at Fredricks Of Hollywood of all places.

It's the 'Hollywood Extreme Cleavage Strapless Bra.'
This lined, satin wonder of a bra fits like a glove and doesn't move, even when dancing.

And as if that wasn't enough, it also delivers on the 'extreme cleavage' front--think Lindsay Lohan circa 'Mean Girls.'

Thanks to my new friends at Fredricks, I'm actually looking excuses to go strapless!

Check it out here.

The Buddy System

2006-07-20T15:43:00.000-07:00

There is a great short story in the new Jane (with Heidi Klum on the cover) about f**k buddies vs. flirt buddies.

It's a cautionary tale and it goes like this: girl meets guy; they become friends who joke, hang out, even flirt a little; one faithful night they drink too much; evolve into f**k buddies; then stop being any kind of buddies at all.

The moral of the story: if you're lucky enough to have a great guy friend, don't screw it up just to screw.

(for the full story turn to page 44 of the August issue of Jane. And if you don't read Jane, you should start, soon, before someone finds out and)

Size Queen

2006-07-20T08:08:00.000-07:00

Have you guys ever read The Advice Goddess?
If not, you should start this week.
The guy who calls himself "Big Loser" really is a mess.
Check it out here.

2006-07-20T07:29:00.000-07:00

In light of the previous post, I've come across these political gifts. You might want to send on to your favorite Republican or Democrat.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, & Hilary

Bush-Whacked

The Out of Office Calendar Countdown

You can get them at Urban Outfitters.

Still The Best Intern Ever

2006-07-19T16:12:00.000-07:00

Cheating on your wife isn't funny.
Neither is war.

But this video still managed to make me laugh (and get stuck in my head).

Check out Dean Friedman's "I Miss Monica"

Show Stopper?

2006-07-19T16:01:00.000-07:00

The first single from the girls of Making The Band 3 (aka Danity Kane) is finally out.
It's better than their name- which isn't saying much.
It's also much better than P.Diddy's last girl group Dream- which again isn't saying much.

Check out their myspace to hear it for yourself.

Pretty but Petty?

2006-07-19T09:46:00.000-07:00

Desperate Housewives apparently have chosen to not attend the upcoming Emmy ceremony upon not being nominated for an award. According to FemaleFirst, a British magazine, sources say "It's a lot of prep work to get in shape, all made-up, pick gowns and dressed up to these things." I can't help but scoff at the idea that these women would trade visibility just because they don't want to pick out a gown. Could they possibly be miffed because they weren't nominated? If that's the case, then Desperate Housewives are pretty but petty. I can't help but wonder if it's truly a matter of saving the effort. For the blurb in Female First, click here.

Hump Day Fact #1

2006-07-19T07:50:00.000-07:00

In celebration of 'Hump Day,' let's get the day going with a fun (and hopefully useful) sex tip.

Did you know that day 13 of your cycle is the day when women have the most intense orgasms?

I bet you won't be calling 13 an unlucky number anymore...

Wonder Woman

2006-07-18T12:17:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow evening, if you want to catch a glimpse of Wonder Woman, come to the IN's Martini Night at Global Grill from 5-7 p.m. You'll find Raella Villanueva, a woman who is travelling to California this Thursday to participate in a walk for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. Her team, the DREAM team, will walk in the 20-mile Out of the Darkness Walk in San Francisco. The sponsorship money they are raising will go to cover their trip and directly to the Foundation, which provides support for those directly affected by depression & suicide, & for the families who have suffered loss. Raella and her team is walking in honor of her brother, Junior Villanueva, who battled depression and died at 22.
Please come support this great cause. Guests may purchase raffle tickets for a chance to win items donated by local businesses & restaurants, & there will be a silent auction. Global Grill will also donate a portion of all bar sales to the team.
For more info about the AFSP, go here.

City Sales

2006-07-18T08:20:00.000-07:00

For any girl out there who plans a trip around shopping (like I'm sure we've all done before) there is a section of Lucky magazine's website where you can look up great places to find sales in all major cities. Just follow this link, click on the city you want to visit, and 5-7 hot spots will pop up. The listing is revamped every week, so you'll get current listings of who has the best sale in town, and location info is provided.

Click here to check out city sales.

Kudos to Klum

2006-07-17T23:09:00.000-07:00

Hiedi Klum was a guest star on Monday night's Jay Leno's Tonight Show but she didn't rant and rave about the trials and tribulations of jet-setting Supermodels. Nor did she talk much about her Emmy award-nominated show 'Project Runway'. Nope, the majority of the interview was about potty training her two-year-old daughter. Thanks, Hiedi. Not only did you 'keep it real' by wearing a bump-revealing dress but you made sure to inform every man out there that was drooling over your lucious bod that even Supermodels go to the bathroom.

I Heart 'The Devil'

2006-07-17T14:12:00.000-07:00

I'm usually pretty skeptical when it comes to "chick flicks," but 'The Devil Wears Prada' is actually worth seeing.

It's smart, sassy and even a little sexy (thanks to Adrian Grenier). The plot won't bore you death, the acting is superb and the clothes and accessories are amazing.

It's a must for any thinking girl with a weakness for fashion.

Deathly Thin...

2006-07-17T07:30:00.000-07:00

If you're thinking you don't like your size or weight, read this. It's something that I stumbled on after reading Miss INformed's take on society's obsession with being thin. The girl in this article (Glamour, June 2005) was orignally happy about her weight, but contracted a bacterial disease that made her deathly thin. She tells how much she appreciated being her normal, healthy size, and how awful it made her feel everytime someone said, "But you're so skinny!" It's a great read, and really makes you appreciate being healthy, whether you are smaller or larger size. http://www.glamour.com/features/healthandbody/articles/060701skinny

Mommy Dearest

2006-07-14T10:26:00.000-07:00

I was talking to my mom last night, it went like this:

Me: "I was hanging out at Jack and Ron's..."
Mom: "Isn't that a gay bar?"
Me: "Yeah, so?"
Mom: "Nohting. It just might explain why you don't have a boyfriend, that's all."

As much I want to write her off as a out-of-touch country-fied Republican, I can't help but wonder if she's on to something...
Do straight men go to gay bars?

What is a healthy thin?

2006-07-14T09:14:00.000-07:00

Women throughout America are affected by a most alarming epidemic . . . weight loss. But it isn't about healthy eating and exercising, it is an obsession to become stick-figure thin; post-rehab-Nicole-Richie-esque thin. Although these women look great on the cover of Vogue and Elle with minimal amounts of airbrushing, they look disturbing in real life. Can women no longer be a healthy weight and be beautiful? Must we all submit to this skeleton-like exsistance in order to be revered?

Al That

2006-07-14T08:02:00.000-07:00

Newsflash:
Al Gore is the newest hipster trend- and not because he's a movie star.

Fashion icon Marc Jacobs just debuted a Al Gore line, featuring t-shirts, tote bags, and even trucker hats -- which I'm sure Ashton Kuthcer will be sporting faster than you can say 'second time presidential candidate.'

Get Out

2006-07-14T07:48:00.000-07:00

I am in need of vacation in the worst way and I found an awesome website to help me plan it!

To start planning your own personal escape, check out Tango Diva

Gallery Night Gals

2006-07-14T06:17:00.000-07:00

Come check out artwork by Tressie Scarborough and Julie Najjar in the IN office at tonight's Gallery Night. Drop in anytime from 6-8 p.m., have a margarita with us, and check out these very talented female artists.

Zack Attack

2006-07-13T14:59:00.000-07:00

If you loved 'Garden State' (and who didn't?) mark your moving going calendars for 'The Last Kiss' (due out Fall '06)
Not only does it star Mr. Zach Braff himself, but it also appears to have a killer soundtrack.
A quarter-life crisis never looked so appealing!

Bare Naked Britney

2006-07-13T13:43:00.000-07:00

Bare naked Britney. Apparently, this tidbit of gossip was out far before now, but I have just been informed. Britney Spears is posing nude on the cover of Harper's Bizarre. And she's hot--even pregnant. However, I find it strange and somewhat disturbing that a month ago she was a blonde, blubbering all over Dateline during a tearful interview, and now she's a brunette beauty on the cover of Harper's. Just goes to show you what a graphic designer and Photoshop can do. But on the other side of it, if she's finally getting herself together, more power to her.

Click here for more photos.

Girl On Girl Action

2006-07-13T11:23:00.000-07:00

Every girl- no matter what her orientation- has had a girl on girl crush.
Not a sexual crush, mind you, but a crush all the same.
It's more like we want to be them or at least be friends with them.

Now I know a lot of girls I know go crazy for Angelina, but my lady of choice is Sophia Coppola- she's talented (Hello, Lost In Translation!), into good music (Hello, Lost In Translation soundtrack!) and super freakin' hot in a non-traditional way.

Anyone else want to confess to their dream girl?

The Oldest Double Standard Of Them All

2006-07-13T11:08:00.000-07:00

Here is an age old question: Why does a girl get called a 'slut' or a 'ho' if she chooses to explore her sexuality, while guys get applauded for sleeping around?